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The story was definitely about my mom.

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Lex had been kicked out of school when I
went to college, so he moved into my

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mom's place when she got empty nest
syndrome.

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Two of them got very close quickly,
which was something I had always been

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suspicious of.

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I just never thought either of them
would betray me.

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I mean, I like it very much.

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According to the story on Lex's website,
Bobby never caught Toby fucking his mom,

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but his suspicions grew to the point
that it was all he could think about.

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He became obsessed with getting even.

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Apparently, Bobby had always wanted to
fuck Toby's mother, Mrs. Michaels, but

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he refrained out of respect for his
friendship. This wasn't just his chance

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to get even, it was his chance to
fulfill his fantasy.

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Nice of you to come and pick up the rest
of Toby's stuff before I toss it out.

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He said you kicked him out so fast he
didn't have time to grab the rest.

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I gave him six months.

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Toby is just being Toby.

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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Stubborn, self-centered.

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I wish you could have been more like you
and gone off to college and worked in

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corporate instead of trying to be some
blogger.

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And yet, somehow I think you'll still
end up more successful.

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No way.

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Toby's the kind of guy that can just sit
on his ass and things are handed to him.

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When has that ever happened?

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Every time we grab drinks.

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I'll be trying to get one girl's number
and he just smiles and suddenly he's in

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her car on the way to her house.

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Well, sometimes with women the best
thing is not to try so hard.

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Does not trying hard work on you?

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Good point.

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What does work on you?

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Are you flirting with me, Bobby?

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Maybe.

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Well,

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that wasn't the reaction I wanted.

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It's because you're still trying too
hard.

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Well, anyways, thanks for letting me
swing over and grab his stuff.

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Hold on.

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I said, stop trying so hard. I didn't
say, stop trying.

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This is what you wanted, right?

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Yeah.

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You like what you see?

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do with a woman like me?

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Yes. Do you?

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That's a good start.

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Oh my god, right there on that clit. It
feels so fucking good.

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Oh my god.

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Something nice and light for me.

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Fuck yes.

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Oh my god.

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Yeah, right there.

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I'm not watching that fucking coffee,
God damn it.

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Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.

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Oh, fuck.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God, yes, yes, yes.

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Yeah.

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Oh my God.

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Yeah. Oh, fuck.

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Yeah, I love feeling every fucking
injury.

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I'll nap if I can.

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Yes. Oh my god.

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Yes. Oh.

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Oh my God.

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Who are you?

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Ugh!

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Yeah, you want to pull out your big
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